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Nov. 9, 2007
Magical War Hammer |
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| Dude last night was the best, I was adventuring in Ravenloft with some friends and I actually found a really awesome hammer. It had all these ornate etchings, I was so stoked about it. When my friend an Elven magic-user cast detect magic on it, turns out it was plus 5 with holy strike! You know how important that is to a Paladin! Stay tuned I will let you know if it can smite undead the next time we get together to adventure.
- Posted by Jeff |
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Wii?
I’m sorry, Wii technology? I’m just not impressed. I mean, really. Plus, if I wanted to move around that much I wouldn’t be playing video games. Also, nice realism in the way you depict people in your tennis game. Who’s your designer, Fernando Botero?
- Posted by Frank
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| I had the worst bus ride of my life today, I had to sit next to some annoying little kid who was playing with his PSP the whole time, and I couldn’t bear to watch him play anymore. He didn’t know where any of the secret treasures were, he was just mashing the buttons like some sorta mongoloid. I also had to fart real bad and was holding it in for the majority of the ride, then when the kid died in the game, I laughed so hard that I let a nasty one rip.
- Posted by Jeff |
Nov. 5, 2007
Grey's Anatomy |
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| I’m sorry but am I the only one who thinks George is getting way too many hot chicks? I mean this guy is WAY out of his league with Izzy- he’s even out of his league with Callie- and now he has to pick between them? I want to work at Seattle Grace- and if I do, look out Dr. Bailey.
- Posted by Frank |
Nov. 2, 2007
Doctor Visit |
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I had to go to the doctor the other day to get a check up, because believe it or not our company has an HMO. I hate doctors they tell you bad news all the time. This guy was no different, he said I needed to lose a lot of weight or else I would die young. I tried to explain to him that it was just baby fat (that’s what my mom says). He wasn’t hearing any of it. He told me no baby should be this fat! Also when he checked my tonsils he said I had a bunch of cool ranch Doritos stuck in the back of my throat like owl pellets.
- Posted by Jeff |
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| Why is Jungle Hunt never mention in conversations about great video games that involve a pith helmet? You have to swing from rope to rope, battle crocodiles, dodge boulders and then deal with cannibals that have stolen a woman. Yet Pitfall gets all the credit. I don’t get it, or all the games with pith helmets, Jungle Hunt is definitely the most underrated.
- Posted by Frank |
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| I got a boner today playing DDR at best buy. We don’t have one at the office, but I was dancing next to this really pretty girl and she was bouncing all over the place. Thank the good lord I was not in my mocap suit or else I would have been showing some brain. She was so cute she looked like a cross between Megan Mulalley and Lauren Graham.
- Posted by Jeff |
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| My mom bought me a new bad last week, and it is one of those sweet tempur-pedics. I was able to lay in bed and sleep great. I apparently didn’t snore (when I do I wake up my pet sugar glider Tooki). I like to put a glass of wine on one side of the bed and jump up and down like the commercials, when I tried it the wine didn’t spill but I broke the boxspring.
- Posted by Jeff |
Oct. 29, 2007
Day 15 With the Water Cooler Situation |
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| I’m not changing the empty bottle. I do it all the freaking time. Let Claire change it once, once in her life. I’m not the office mechanic, plus I have a tender back. She or someone else is gonna change the freaking water cooler bottle.
- Posted by Frank |
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| Still haven’t heard back from Madden about my idea for a 4 Tight End Line-up. |
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